Wednesday, January 17, 2007

I Hate A Certain Person Because...

Yeah, I hate you because...

1) "CO-norrrr, Oh My God!"
2) "Yuh Yuh Yuh"
3) She won't let Mike McNenney date her sister.
4) She stole a job from me.
5) She didn't take us to get whopped that one time.
6) She's below me in society's standards. (even though i enjoy this quality, it still makes me hate her even more, as i do with every characteristic she attains)
7) She talks out of the side of her mouth.
8) Her feet.
9) Darla Tortita is slow and no match for the superior Frontier or Millenium Falcon.
10) Every...thing... about her.

1 comment:

erin said...

connor i found the greatst song for you... i think its perfect.. its called i hate everyone.. ready for it..

Some stupid chick in the checkout line
Was paying for beer with nickels and dimes
And some old man who clipped coupons
Had argued whenever they wouldn't take one
All I wanted to was buy some cigarettes
But I couldn't take it anymore so I left

I hate everyone (4x)

All the people on the street, I hate you all
And the people that I meet, I hate you all
And the people that I know, I hate you all
And the people that I don't, I hate you all
Oh, I hate you all

Some f***ing a**hole just cut me off
And gave me the finger when I f***ing honked
Then he proceeded to put on the brakes
He slammed on the brakes, but I made a mistake
When I climbed out of my van he was waiting
But he was six three and two hundred pounds of Satan

I hate everyone (4x)

All the people on the street, I hate you all
And the people that I meet, I hate you all
And the people that I know, I hate you all
And the people that I don't, I hate you all
Oh, I hate you all

I bet you think I'm kidding
But I promise you its true
I hate most everybody
But most of all I hate
Oh, I hate you

All the people on the street, I hate you all
And the people that I meet, I hate you all
And the people that I know, I hate you all
And the people that I don't, I hate you all
And the people in the east, I hate you all
And the people I hate least, I hate you all
And the people in the west, I hate you all
And the people I like best, I hate you all
Oh, I hate you all