I Hate January Because...

I Hate January Because..
1) It's usually cold and the holiday hype is over.
2) The mets are no longer on television.
3) Knowing the Jets, they aren't on television either.
4) Many shows are on a break and are running reruns.
5) Midterm week is in January, meaning terrible grades to hang on the fridge for everyone to look at.
6) There are no good breaks from school, besides midterm week which i would rather take the week of school than take 5 long grueling tests that count 1-6 of my year end grade.
7) It's a new year and everyone is trying out their corny new years resolutions that we know will die out by February. That includes you too, you fat, overweight, middle aged housewives. Don't bother you fat slob, you'll always be a fat waste.
8) Gary Ljungquist's birthday is in January.
9) It is the beginning of another year i have to spend with people i hate, like you.
10) I don't like the way January sounds. It's almost as bad as March or September.